69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
This is not a drunk text right now. This is an i want your dick text. There is a difference.
had a convo with my professor before class while peeing... new level of awkward or a breakthrough in our relationship? i feel like there is no longer a professional boundary.
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
My drug dealer just texted me that his kid had a rough sleep and was running late to deliver the ounce to my office. Totes adorbs.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
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