Call me Kermit cause I'm about to go piggin
I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
My mom said she was relieved to see that I'd gained some weight bc she's "always worried" that I might have AIDS.
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
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