why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
im just glad that if you were going to have awkward hospital sex, you would want it with me
Good thing it was his birthday because I accidentally grabbed his dick at the bar. A lot.
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
I just ran into the married chick you banged 2 years ago at our apt! She asked me if I could get her coke! Memories bro. Memories
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
So how was the sex with me last night?
No worse than usual.
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
Would it be inappropriate to send a friend request to the sheriff that fingerprinted me last night???
This was the first funeral I've ever attended where I had to pee behind a bush cuz someone was passed-out drunk in the locked bathroom. Steve would have been proud.
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
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