For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
When I tell my children how I survived hurricane Sandy I'll probably leave out the threesome
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
Listen. You dont know how advanced you are in yoga till you have to shave your butthole
Got home & pissed on my moms carpet like a bear in the woods. I woke up to a picture message with me passed out on the floor with my pants down & hands covering my face. I've had an awkward week
I fucked a 6 foot tall guy who has abs showing without even flexing... I am a wizard and I have magical powers.
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