It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
Tempting. But I already used the alcohol poisoning excuse at work this month. No way he would believe it a second time...
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
im destined to be single forever. i hope its okay if your kids come and hang out with my cats.
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
Oh god iv'e slept with this police officer before oh god oh god
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
Randomize
