Im at strip club and am horny
K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
I don't know what to be prouder of: the fact that last night i was able to successfully find my way home from evanston with 3-d glasses on, or that i was able to make my way around my house in the dark with my pants around my ankles
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
Not sure why, but I was running back and forth across the road. Cab hit me and gave us a free ride home.
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
What's more sad than going to Target to buy Plan B and the new Sam Smith album?
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
When you accidentally text the wrong guy for a dick pic and your surprised you get one In return. He just got on my "to do" list
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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