Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
Not enough. Tell the person next to you to give you their drink. I give you permission. And then chug it. Be a hero tonight.
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
I'm mumbling to people and trying not to accidentally shit my pants
We ended not having sex. I didn't want to explain that I was wearing a Unitard because all my socks and underwear were dirty.
Everytime I get drunk I wake up hugging the bag of bagels from three months ago
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
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