New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
the last three girls i tried to get with all believed in abstinence... i think gods trying to keep me from being a father
i think girls just don't want to fuck you
Just bought a handle of vodka with the excuse of "just in case we drink tonight"
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
I am not apologizing for rubbing my balls on your leg...that is a risk you take when you come out to the bar with me
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
You told me if you could get your shoes on, you deserved a coke and rum. We never made it to the party.
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
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