I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
He just showed up at my house and was like "have you seen an axe laying around?" he wasnt wearing any shoes.
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
Thanks for making me a drunk burrito last night and cutting it into bite size pieces, I always knew you were a keeper.
I probably should have told her I was actually the drunkest one there before she let me pierce her ear
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