woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
Highlight of my night: you taking that shot of garlic butter and then throwing the empty container down on the stairs and saying FUCK.
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
He somehow obtained a megaphone and managed to scare away the out-of-control house party—the house party that HE started, by the way— by pretending to be the police.
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
When he said he lived in a closet I thought he meant his room was really small or something... But he actually has a queen size mattress on the floor of his roomates walk-in closet.
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
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