Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
My Adderall prescription says to take my recommended dose and throw away any leftover pills. Why don't more prescriptions come with jokes like this?
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
Themes for tonight: men who look like bill Gates but sing smash mouth songs. Women who's names are also food. Haircuts that DO NOT cover bald spots.
We were having margaritas and I was saying "back when I was drinking..." They looked all confused. Then I realized "holy shit they think THIS is drinking?"
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
Did I tell you he put a lobster carcass on his dick?
I legitimately thought he died. I even called his mom at 3am and told her. Im done with vodka.
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