just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
I woke up with flowers, a tiara & pasta salad in my bed. Tequila makes me act like a fat Disney princess
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
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