i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
I'm at the cafe. It's 7am. There is a girl I don't know on my futon who tried to tickle me this morning when I got down from my loft. I also not wearing any underwear.
I doubt were getting our security deposit back... the toilet just fell off the wall
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
Normally I would go for him, but there's just way too much vodka under the bridge for that
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
As soon as I got there, you appeared out of no where, yelled "they're giving away free cigarettes!" in my face and then disappeared and I didn't see you the rest of the night.
Hypothetically speaking how does one remove a lamp that they hypothetically superglued to the ceiling?
Acetone nail polish remover, and you lied about studying last night didn't you?
Oh definitely.
Never doubt me. I am drunk and unstoppable and I will finish this book
Ate 3 ghost peppers and chased them with Everclear last night. Currently on the toilet cursing the universe and everyone in it.
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
I absolutely love waking up to see my phone search history is "xj" "qj" "cj" "uj" and "kj"
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
Randomize
