If I were a boy, I'd name my penis Reptar.
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
I am drunk as shit eating pancakes. I am not the person to call.
Stop selling my mother weed! She's annoying as hell when she's stoned.
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
So much Jack, so little girl.
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
We ate sushi in a hospital bed, then fucked in a bathroom while I wore a gown. Pretty sure she's the one
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
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