he is naked. in. my. bed. happiest day. of my. LIFE.
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
I survive off of bourbon and the tears of others only
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
For a second I thought he was going to give me an intervention
You can't give interventions in a bar!
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
Randomize
