i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
Protip: If you slur the word 'tipsy', you've progressed beyond tipsy.
In order of importance: Where am I? Where's my car? Where are my clothes? Who is this chick in the room?
Anne's couch, the bar, your car, Anne.
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
How many fucks given?
0.12846
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
I have more important things to worry about than you drowning your cheerios in tequila.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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