sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
We ended up getting arrested after we flagged down the cops for a ride home with open beers in our hands... turns out the "nobody told me" excuse doesn't cut it anymore
So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
Somehow my drug dealer is stuck in my air-vent and now everything smells like patchouli, weed, deoderant and sweat.
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
my mom asked me why i was covered in scratches, blood, and dirt this morning..i answered "i was planking obviously" and walked away
I had to cum in my sink.
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
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