Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
FYI you just passed out mid-blow job. Consider this my letter of resignation.
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
I just need to actually convince myself that drunkenly having sex won't help me forget the last time I drunkenly had sex, it only makes the situation worse.
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
I thought I was smashed last night but the girl trying to pee in the fridge had me beat. True story.
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
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