My head feels like little people r playing bumper cars inside it
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
all I remember is screming at her "I want you and your tortillas... DEAD"
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