yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
and she was petting her beer can
just woke up to a 10 min voicemail of you singing "99 red ballons".... you need to work on your german..
i kept drunkenly begging people i met to be in my facebook mafia
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
Let's say we can see the evolution of our "relation" by his name in my phone. Pizza slice emoticone. Pizza guy. Jordan. Jo. Jackhammer Pizza Guy. Jockhammer pizza guy.
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