My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
He just made his dick say "woof" and howl at me. can you pick me up?
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
Jesus christ it's been two texts and we are already talking about dildos
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
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