she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
Looking through last night's sexting, realized one is a haiku..
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
We're now referring to our nightly Skype time as "strokes of genius." Long distance sucks.
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
Turns out the dorm toilet can't take a punch. Gonna be a long year without Mexican food.
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
My ass is underappreciated
This whole having a new phone thing is like starting all over in life with a clean slate! (My old text convos are gone)
New phone new life!
You said "I feel like a koala bear. Do you ever just feel like a koala bear?" This is your brain on drugs.
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