I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
I wish life was like the Sims. Right when you're pregnant the music would play and I would just know instead of agonizing for the next two weeks.
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
I keep reminding myself that my vagina isn't a homeless shelter.
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
I just put fruit snacks in my sangria instead of real fruit. Its like freshman year all over again..
We couldn't afford sangria freshman year. We're lucky we had fruit snacks..
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
last night i was way too drunk and i was forcing people to let me tell them about mammals
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