So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
He disabled his match.com account in front of me
HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
I'm in the liquor aisle and a 10 yr old boy yells, "My favorite beer is Corona! Daddy remember when you gave me some on our camping trip?"
on the way to the hospital you kept asking if we could stop at the bar first. then you proceeded to puke out the window
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
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