I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
Dude you called me last night to let me listen to you piss in a cup and drink it. Just making sure you survived
I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
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I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
I ACCIDENTALLY MURDERED MY COUSIN
HOW DO YOU ACCIDENTALLY MURDER YOUR COUSIN
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