stop calling my apartment porn island.
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
I decided that I do the same thing when i'm drunk with every guy who has a girlfriend...lecture them on how bad cheating is, then hook up with them. I'm like good cop, bad cop.
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
I think all the guys I've fucked in my life would get along perfectly. They'd probably form an orchestra and travel the fucking world. That gives me the slightest feeling of consistency in life which is great.
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
Randomize
