she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
The molly dropped while I was taking a shit. Do you have any idea how scary that is?
That does not seem like timing
You were too drunk yesterday to deal with me crying so I am too drunk to deal with logic.
She sneezed like 10 times, put her head down on the table and then laid down on their couch and fell asleep. In the middle of the dominoes game. I'll never understand why my dad continues to provide my mom wine.
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
You got drunk, made toast, and declared yourself a domestic goddess.
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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