great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
If Billy Mays did an infomercial on your dick, it still wouldn't get you laid.
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
we were shitfaced at work by 8pm. I had to stop myself from pouring vodka in everyone's cappuccino.
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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