So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
just took a cab, driver just asked what i'd been drinking- i said vodka, he said "can't do vodka-drunk, it makes me feel like i'm giving birth to myself" ...no comment
So my grandma sent me a doily for my birthday - don't ask why, I don't know. Anyways I put my bong on it, I think it actually classed up the joint.
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
I'm considering telling her about my dream where I made a sex tape with her boyfriend. you know to test our friendship
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
I told him I just left the convent and really wanted a man. He fell for it. Sure beats telling him I'm a nympho stalker that followed him to the bar when I saw his beard.
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
I'm like a bad decision making factory. I need to sit down and have a chat with my decision making elves.
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