I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
he is so obsessed with the fact that he works at Apple
i know, its like he jerks off to steve jobs
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
I use my feet as sexual weapons
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