You know, Peter Parker would not have been nearly as cool if he had gotten bitten by an ant.
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
He likes Jesus. Game over.
Oooh wait, he just told me he was high.
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
Currently standing at the bus stop in just a pillowcase and its fucking snowing
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
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