Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Ever have the mailman look at you like youre a chronic masterbator. I have.
My ferret is drunk. Someone told me you'd know what to do?
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
I should probably stop opening conversations with 'guess who's horny'.
Three Asian guys got on the elevator with a handle of Hennessey and a sleeping bag. This is not the start of a joke.
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
The dick lei will go down in squad history
I only wore my thong with cheeseburgers on it because I thought we'd have sex. So I basically wasted my best thong for nothing.
If you had a good reason for throwing the toaster at the wall, now's a good time to tell someone. My parents are on their way back and you know my dad and his pop tarts.
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