Theres puke in my trash can and spilled beer next to my bed... come get your girlfriend
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
I'm reciting my presentation (beer in hand) on the porch to a snowmen audience.
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
He's laying next to me passed out dressed as a hooters girl
I bet he's a super pretty hooters girl
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
Apparently at some point last night someone gave me tequila. There was a few shots left when I woke up so that was breakfast. This is a good birthday
when my phone is in portrait view you can just assume i've been watching porn. that's the only thing i want to see in full view.
My vagina is officially offended.
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
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