Excuse me? I'm weird? You're the one sticking your penis into a pringles can.
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
george bush was a better president for first pitches than barack obama. there. i said it.
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
This is how my night is going so far. The bartender bought our last two rounds and I'm chasing a bee around the bar with a foam bat.
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
Just remembered sticking my head out the window as i drove us to walmart and yelling that i was a golden retriever.
Also, sorry for verbally assaulting you when you asked if you could dump the bowl.
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