i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
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And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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