his prince albert piercing just severely cut the roof of my mouth. can you pick me up at the hospital if he drops me off?
Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'
Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
I want you more than these girls want KFC
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
My clothes are covered in blood and I feel like I drank a gallon of elephant cum...it's safe to say I'm hungover
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
In the last 3 weeks my drunken adventures have caused me to lose 2 credit cards, one debit card, a bracelet, two purses, and my $500 phone... Maybe i should quit drinking.
dude, there is no doorman in your lobby and the front door is locked
oh yeah, sorry he's up here at the party. coming now
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