Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
You're always adorable, but when you're drunk, you're like Chia Pet adorable.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
Random memory from the wedding, the bartender showed us how to open the windows and piss out of them.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
Wouldn't life be so much easier if you could just walk up to attractive men and say, "Let me bear your children" and it wouldn't be creepy?
Or possibly end in a restraining order?
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
Just killed a snake in my bed! And by killed I mean hit repeatedly with my fist. And by snake I mean a lump in the covers. And I pissed my pants.
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
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