If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
i'm at a party where swedish girls are dumping laundry detergent on each other because it glows in blacklight. this is awesome
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
Was it you that ate my bacon or do I have to rip my roommate's face off?
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
Randomize
