That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
i just overheard my mom tell my dad he should drink less so he could hit the right hole
I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
Only time i ever look at my online banking statement is to see when i left the bar.
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
I had a dream she was puking on me, but sadly in real life she was puking on me too
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
I will tell my future kids about the time I went to the bar with a stomach virus. Like a champ.
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
Seriously, even though I keep it clean, I could douse it in bleach and set it on fire and still not be comfortable with you actually holding it. It's been in my VAGINA.
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
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