I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
im just glad that if you were going to have awkward hospital sex, you would want it with me
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
I told him I would only take his calls if he was dead, dying, capturing a midget, or buying me shots.
I stand by my new policy.
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
Please tell me how I go from a guy with a coke problem to a cop. My own life doesn't even make sense to me anymore
I wish buying curtains was as easy as buying drugs. I already KNOW what I want and what the outcome will be: awesome.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
Know what the best part of waking up for work after a drinking vacation is? It's an easy question. Nothing. Nothing is the best part of that.
Mike's not allowed to drink vodka anymore. He couldn't get his temporary tattoos (stickers) to stick so he super glued them on.
Hey man, he's too drunk to remember what you said. What drugs are we buying and when should we expect them?
Randomize
