9 beers later and she still looks like Gary Busey.
time to smoke my breakfast
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
I'll be spending 4/20 on a cruise ship, so i need a babysitter to make sure I don't reenact Titanic
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
Who put my cat in the fridge?
so at target i bought condoms, on sale undies, pasta roni, and martini mix. the old lady who rang me up asked "honey are you a freshman?" yea lady i am, thanks.
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