super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
conclusion of the day: americans need to get on tredmills, people need to learn how to flush toliets and learn how to pee in then instead of on them, and waiters shouldnt tell their life stories to customers.
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
So the "just a friend" kid confessed his love for me...sometimes I hate how awesome I am.
Can we put your name for the shipping address for penis ice luge?
I'm at the hospital waiting for my sister to push out her kid. I think I'll roam the halls and shame all the teenage mothers.
He's rescued me passed out naked on the playground next door and I've rescued him passed out naked in the middle of campus. That's why we're a great couple.
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
I really wanted you to make me eggs this afternoon. I even wrote it on my hand to remind myself.
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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