DAMN! I hate it when i drunkenly erase all my "sent message" and wake up in the morning and my inbox is full of "WTF?" and "Huh?" messages.
I had a dream that chipotle was out of burritos... Was more like a nightmare.. Gotta go make sure it wasn't real now
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
He somehow managed to bang-mail me last night. I woke up this morning to a voicemail from 1:54 a.m. of moaning and screaming. I now know how talented he is and how annoying I am to have sex with.
Nothing says "I forgive you for puking on me during sex" like a Facebook add the next morning...
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
Bang-toberfest begins!!
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
Themes for tonight: men who look like bill Gates but sing smash mouth songs. Women who's names are also food. Haircuts that DO NOT cover bald spots.
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
