He's trying to wipe up all the spilled drinks with a banana
You kept running into the wall most of the night. When people asked you what you were doing you told them you were the kool-aid man and there was little kids on the other side of the wall who needed your juice
you pissed in the sink and didnt realize it until it was time to wash your hands
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
I'm writing my will in case I die this week, it'll be saved on my computer under: little 500 death scenario
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
Do you know how disconcerting it is to hear the sound a dog makes while it drinks water and find out that it's someone eating you out?
This chick had a microhand. Fucking, like, jerking off a baby carrot would make it look like corn.
I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
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