Please tell me I didn't pass out while we were having sex last night... and if so I am sooooo sorry.
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
felt a little awkward waiting for my McNuggets after vomiting all over the counter
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
I'm unshowered, and since I've seen this episode of say yes to the dress, I've decided to go to the store and get a frozen pizza at 10:20 am. I'm crushing life.
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
Updates: Made out with a teletubby last night in the middle of the street #lifegoals
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
I thought I was drunk because I kept grabbing his arm instead of his dick
But then I realized it wasn’t his arm and that I was very lucky
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