Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
I'm going to have to call in sick tomorrow. After this weekend, there's no way I can handle hearing the accountants talk about double entry without puking.
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
My bathing suit kept falling whenever I went under a wave and this kid caught on and kept checking them out so I told him nothing comes free $5 a boob
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
found my cat trying to steal a lighter to hide away for himself. cat what are you doing. don't pocket my lighter.
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
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