he puts the penis in happiness.
If you really hate me that much, you need to stop letting me put my penis inside of you. It sends the wrong message.
you lied vaginas dont taste like gold fish!
noo i said youre golden if her vagina tastes like fish!
apparently i'm the only person who has heard from her since saturday. she texted me "burt reynolds" at 2am sunday
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
I'm not drunk enough to eat silly string
We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
Like I just asked Greg why I don't have a crown for my vagina. That drunk.
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
I JUST HAD TO SNORT THE REST OF MY BAG OF COKE BECAUSE THE BAG RIPPED IN THE WORK BATHROOM.
I'm guessing you feel amazing due to all the caps?
LETS GET THIS SHIT DONE. IM GONNA GET THIS SHIT DONE, FOREVER.
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
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