So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
his mom walked in while I was blowing him. he turned around in panic and accidentally punched me in the face. i have a black eye and only half the clothes i came here in. can you give me a ride?
We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
my post shower fart this morning sounded like hulk ripping through a phonebook
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
Strip clubs just aren't as fun when a man tries to drunkenly grind on you.
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
She told me she ate a whole pizza today, and I just wanted to hug her forever.
I'm drunk, laying in bed, eating macaroni salad. I dropped a piece and tried to pick it up with a fork. My cleavage is bleeding and I haven't been laid yet. Heeeyyyy!!!
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
Omg worst high ever. I'm watching Parks and Rec, and all i can think about is how andy, leslie, and tom are my closest friends. Forever alone.
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