I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
We've been taking shots, cranking Marilyn Manson, and eating your bacon. Your kid is probably ruined.
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
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