i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
Remember when we used to go to the bathroom to do drugs together? Now it's to help you with your spanx.
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
I'm not in the business of asking people about their lizard
I meant his actual lizard not his manhood
I'm really sorry I bit your mom last night, it was completely uncalled for.
And then he peed in my hair
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